• 1丑陋片尾(😂)曲
• 2你(🕑)曾经(🔇)看(⏸)到过的毁三观的(🦋)画面是什么
• 3你曾经做(🌱)过最羞耻(📹)的(🥥)(de )事情是什么
• 4你(nǐ(🌏) )听过或看过哪些变态故事

1丑陋片尾曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创(chuà(🎨)ng )作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人(rén )

所属专辑(🖕)HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你(nǐ )曾经看到过(guò )的毁三观(😿)的(de )画(🍦)面是什么(🤸)

3你曾经做(👦)过最羞耻(👇)的事情是什么

4你听过(🏋)或看过哪些变态故事

几大桌子的宾客正吃几顿(🔭)的(🐠)兴奋(🤤)突然(❄)之间(🥇)靠院墙的几桌(zhuō )客人一(🔞)阵(🆒)大乱

大家闷哼看(🔋)过来原来是是院墙隔壁有(yǒu )一些邪秽(huì )的(de )东(dōng )西不时飞(😂)过来

酒菜不能不能再吃(🤗)一些(xiē )宾客的衣服也沾了(le )脏很多(🚔)(duō )人(💣)(rén )都气(🖋)的怒骂(mà )

做为主人的二(è(♿)r )舅也就肯(🔷)定不能不闻不问

他跟宾客们(men )道(dào )了几句歉就拿梯子爬到院墙和邻(lín )居对骂

王(wáng )桂英(🏹)我XXXXX你平时(👙)跟(🧖)我瞎(🚭)折(🚾)腾我也就忍了(le )今(🏻)天(🚖)你去见这(zhè )样(🌑)多(🏽)人跟我较劲我非撕(sī )烂你的嘴(zuǐ )巴(⏪)不可二舅(jiù )站在梯子气极败坏的骂道

吴明宏你有胆子就再试试(🌏)你一天(tiān )不把事情能(🚤)解决好老(lǎo )娘就一天不放(fà(💶)ng )你对面传他们来了(le )一个妇(📟)女的骂声(shēng )

二舅家农村的(➖)房子是挨得很近隔(🚲)(gé )壁建的

以前房子(zǐ )一样高(🎀)下(🎿)雨天各家屋上的雨水向着瓦(wǎ )片淌入各家院里

可二舅拆(👉)了旧(🐆)房起(🤵)新房新房比(bǐ )隔壁(⛎)的房子高了半米角上的雨水(shuǐ )就往隔壁屋(⏫)顶上流(😙)肯(🧔)定也就进了他家的院子

不过(guò(✈) )这也(🌾)并非有什么(🎪)大(✍)(dà(🚣) )事(shì )

流到(🕶)院子(zǐ )里院子里的确(què )就(🍜)有排水沟能有什么东西影响呢

不(📺)过王桂英不这样想(xiǎng )

原来(🛷)大(dà )家(🕍)大都庄(👀)(zhuāng )稼人靠(kào )天收成经济(🚕)条件不多(duō )邻里(💚)关(guā(🏗)n )系也(🏪)美满和谐

可二舅这几年地里(lǐ )活不(⌛)忙就去城里打零工挣的钱盖(🕯)了(✅)这几间新瓦房

些农村(📡)(cū(🏩)n )人就有这(📌)个(💵)(gè(💱) )红眼病见岂能别人比(🔧)自己过的好(hǎo )尤其是(👔)以前都觉得(dé )不如你自(🏐)己(jǐ )的(🏩)

王桂英就一直看不起二舅(💿)

王(wáng )桂英的男(🌿)人叫陈四(🐱)(sì )虎

名字里面只不过有个虎字(⏳)但(🚕)是是只(👩)病猫

陈四虎老实的三(sān )棍子打不(😎)(bú )出个屁来

他怕事平时(shí(Ⓜ) )家里的事(🧚)(shì )全(💶)是王(wáng )桂(guì )英撑(chēng )腰

今(jīn )天二舅摆上梁酒(🦒)王桂英(💓)(yīng )不知好歹(🙁)找碴陈四虎就(jiù(🦏) )躲在屋(🕖)里不(🎄)出头

陈四虎你出(🍨)不出(chū )来管一管你(🖨)如果这(🏄)样再(🅾)不(bú(🥣) )论别(🥊)怪我一点也不(⏲)客气了王桂英骂的(de )真(🎎)的很难听手中(zhōng )还不(🤨)(bú )时的铲着鸡(✨)粪猪粪往院子(♑)这边(biān )甩二舅(jiù )实在是(🥨)忍无可(kě )忍的(de )道

爹你(🖕)跟他啰(🏂)唆(suō )什么呢(ne )东西啊大表(biǎ(📔)o )哥(🔝)(gē(💒) )的确对二(🦃)舅实(⛷)在是太温和的处理不(🎛)满

大表哥(😽)拿板凳攀过了院墙可以打(🙌)(dǎ )开了(✳)隔壁的大(🍲)门

早守(shǒu )在门(🔎)口的二表哥(gē )带着兴奋几个(gè )堂(🌏)兄弟一拥而上夺过王(🐞)桂(📙)英手中(😴)的铁锹出来是一(yī )顿打

幸好村里几个干(gàn )部也几人就(🎄)把众(🏓)(zhòng )人给抽开(🧖)了(le )

王(wáng )桂英说要可以报(bào )警(jǐng )村书(🦀)记许红星(😧)嘲(cháo )弄道王桂英你有(yǒ(😘)u )脸打110人家摆酒席(🔕)你泼(pō )屎打(📛)了你(📔)(nǐ )又是活(📬)该倒霉你今(🔌)天要不向吴(🔀)老二道歉吧(🏊)看我咋(🈚)收(🦀)拾(✏)(shí )好你

王桂英哪里(🍏)(lǐ )肯去道歉

她见所(🛤)(suǒ )有人都奚落她的不是顿时就气的要(📿)撞墙自(💫)戕

更何(hé )况(kuàng )几人的人(ré(💿)n )多(🛥)把她给拉住了(🔇)

这时候场面僵在原地了(📅)几(⬅)(jǐ )方(fāng )面都下不来台(tái )

更何况陈四(🙍)虎(🎷)从房里走了出来他向二(🚑)舅道了歉还(🌶)向许书记只要管好老婆自愿来陪偿二舅(🧗)三(😮)百块(kuài )钱王桂英也(🤶)被懦(💪)(nuò )弱的陈(🧚)四虎气的(de )一(🚋)时(🏬)间回了娘家事情才算(🔝)告了一段落

事(🥇)情(🔁)下来了一年多我(🎪)又(🃏)回来了一次二舅家吃饭(🗑)不(bú )这回是(📤)白事

王桂(📴)英(yīng )那次受了气虽说对(duì )二舅(🕑)一家(🔏)耿耿于怀(huái )但(⭕)更气(🌅)陈(chén )四(👯)虎的太窝囊

她(👫)天(tiā(🔹)n )天(⛔)(tiā(✂)n )上更加(🧢)变本加厉的数落陈四(🚛)虎的懦弱无能终(👓)于(🎧)成(📁)功把陈四(📜)虎给烧穿了(le )

那天二舅还在(zài )城里去打工二舅妈一(🐞)个人在菜地(📤)干活的人

陈四(sì(⛄) )虎(hǔ )那着砍草的镰刀来(🛤)到(🧞)菜地把(bǎ(❕) )二(🍪)舅妈(mā )砍(kǎn )翻(fān )在地

镰(🎛)刀再锋(😦)利但远远超出长度也没办法(fǎ(💌) )一下把人脑袋砍下来

陈四虎面(miàn )驳周边惊慌(🏓)的(🏈)村(cūn )民(mín )的面(miàn )一镰刀(dāo )一镰刀(🤷)的砍下了(le )二舅妈(🔱)的脑(🤼)袋

接(🔂)着提(tí(📶) )着(🧒)血淋淋(lín )的的脑袋回到家里扔(🛠)到(dào )了(🥙)王桂英面前

你看一(🌛)下我(💵)倒底有没窝囊废有(🥅)胆量的(💒)村民伏在门缝上见到(⛪)他(😤)这样的话问(🍄)王桂英(yīng )

王桂英被吓的(🧜)魂不附体号陶痛(👟)哭

陈四(💔)虎得意(yì )地的压(👋)了一桶水洗干净(💲)的(🐟)手脚正坐(📛)(zuò )在堂屋看电(diàn )视节(📯)(jiē )目(mù )

很快地(dì )J察就进了村(🛏)立即逮捕了陈四虎

法医仵(👟)作验(yàn )尸让亲戚邻里自己去看

大(dà )夏(🗡)天放了一(📊)两天(🥪)的(📵)人头恶臭很难闻看完的(🚻)(de )人都吐了

吃东西的那天王桂(🌛)英是没有(yǒu )再找你麻烦

她家(⏰)的门上落了锁没人明白了(🤵)她去哪了