• 1丑陋片尾曲
• 2你曾经看(🎎)到过(guò )的(❤)毁三观(🖥)的画面是什么
• 3你曾经(jīng )做(zuò )过最羞耻的事情(🌻)(qíng )是什(🎍)么
• 4你(nǐ )听过或看(kàn )过哪些变态故事

1丑陋片尾曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创(🎿)作(zuò )TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐(🍐)人(👵)

所属(shǔ )专(zhuān )辑(jí(😯) )HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌(📭)(gē )词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你(🌔)曾经看到(dà(🍬)o )过的毁三观(guān )的画面是什么

3你(🥛)曾经做过最(🏰)羞耻的事情是什么

4你听过或看过哪些变(👓)态故事

几大(dà )桌(🎟)子的(de )宾(bīn )客(🧢)正吃(🍮)(chī )几顿的兴(xìng )奋突然之间(jiā(🚤)n )靠院墙的几桌客人一阵大乱

大(🥁)家闷(🍟)哼看过来原来是(shì )是(🚖)院墙隔壁有(🤒)一(🈯)些(😥)邪秽的(💳)东西(xī )不时飞(🏎)过来

酒菜不能不能再(zài )吃一些宾客的衣服(🐐)也沾(👨)了(le )脏很多人都(🈲)气的怒(nù )骂

做(🕺)为主人的二舅也(💶)就肯定(dìng )不能(🏄)不闻不(〽)问

他跟宾客们道了几句(📲)歉就拿(🕑)(ná )梯子爬(📵)到院墙和(🎁)邻(🧠)居对(🥟)骂

王桂(⛩)英我XXXXX你平时(👆)跟我瞎折(🚺)(shé )腾我(wǒ )也就忍了今天(🥋)(tiān )你去见这样多人(rén )跟我(🚚)较劲我非(🌧)撕(sī )烂你的嘴(🗂)巴不可二(è(🗽)r )舅站(🥣)在梯子(zǐ )气极败坏(huài )的(🗄)骂(mà(⚽) )道(👶)

吴明(🚻)宏你有胆子就再试试(🥊)你一(😠)天不把事(shì )情能解决好老娘就一天不放你对面传他们(🈂)来了(🔱)一个妇女的骂声(shēng )

二舅家农村的房子是(⚪)挨得(dé(🕎) )很近隔壁建的(🏍)

以(🚆)前房(📕)子一样高下雨(⚡)天各家屋上(🙉)的雨水向着瓦片淌(🐱)入(🤖)各家院(yuà(⏪)n )里

可二舅拆了旧房起(🔸)新房新房比隔(🆗)壁(bì )的房子(zǐ )高了半米(🤶)角上的雨水(🔤)就往隔壁屋顶上流(🕎)肯定也就进了(🍳)他家(jiā )的(🍽)(de )院子

不过(💎)这也并非(🖇)有什么大事

流到院(🔖)子里(😌)院(yuàn )子(zǐ )里的确就有排水沟能有什么东西影(📋)(yǐng )响呢

不(bú )过王桂英不这样(🥒)想

原来大(dà )家大都庄稼人靠天收(👛)成(🍁)经济条(❓)件不多邻里关系(📯)也美满和谐

可二(⏪)舅这几(jǐ )年(nián )地里活不忙就去(qù )城里打零(🔂)工挣的钱盖了这几间(jiān )新瓦房

些(🙏)农村(cūn )人就有这个(🍔)红眼病见岂(😫)能(néng )别人比自己过的好尤(yóu )其是以(👊)前都觉得不如你自己的

王桂英(yīng )就一(📯)直(🍃)看不起二(🙏)舅

王桂英的(🛐)男人叫陈四虎

名字(zì )里面只不过有个虎字但(🤖)是是只病(🎧)(bìng )猫

陈四虎(🎠)老实(🧣)的三棍(gùn )子打不出个屁来(lá(👃)i )

他怕事平(pí(🗳)ng )时家里的事全是王桂英撑腰(yāo )

今天二舅摆(bǎi )上梁(💢)酒(🤗)王桂英不(bú )知好歹找碴(🎟)(chá )陈四虎就躲在屋(🎏)里不出头

陈(chén )四虎(💳)你出不(bú(🕡) )出来管一管你(nǐ )如果(🛰)这(🙋)样再不论别怪我一点也不客(✝)气了王桂英骂的(🙆)真的很难听(🎯)手中还(hái )不时的铲着鸡(🐱)粪猪粪往院子(🚵)这边甩(🎸)二舅实在是忍无可(🖊)(kě )忍的(🛡)道

爹(diē )你跟他啰唆什么呢(✌)东西(🍤)啊大表哥的确对二舅实(shí )在是太温和的处(🚍)理不满

大表哥拿板凳攀过(🔇)了院墙可(🐴)以(yǐ )打(✳)开(🎆)了隔壁的大(🍩)门

早守在门口的(de )二表哥带(dà(🍅)i )着兴奋几个(gè )堂兄(💇)弟(dì )一拥而(ér )上夺过(👷)王(🕦)桂英手中的(😦)铁锹出来是(🏂)一顿打(🚷)

幸好村(🌶)里几(🐢)个干部也(🏾)几人(rén )就(jiù )把众人给抽开了

王桂英说要(yào )可以报(🚽)(bào )警村书记许红星嘲弄(🚌)道(🍟)王(wáng )桂(guì )英你(nǐ )有脸(liǎn )打110人家摆酒(jiǔ )席你(nǐ(🐴) )泼屎打了(le )你又是(🔚)活该倒霉你今天要不(🍍)向吴老二道(🥄)歉吧看我咋收拾(shí )好你

王(🗒)桂英哪里(🔴)肯去道歉

她见所有(yǒu )人(🔼)都奚落(⏲)她(🎯)的(🔠)(de )不是顿时就(jiù )气(🏆)的(🏒)要撞墙自(🈹)戕

更何(💿)(hé )况几人(🛫)的(🐧)人(rén )多把(bǎ )她给(gěi )拉(🙆)住了

这时候(hòu )场面僵(🏐)在原(yuá(🔦)n )地(dì )了几(🌃)方面(🚊)都(dōu )下不来台

更何况陈四虎从房(🤶)里走了出来(lái )他向二舅道(dà(🛡)o )了歉还向许书记只(😓)要(📖)管好老婆自愿来陪(🍻)偿二舅(🌘)三百块钱王桂英(yīng )也被(🚆)懦弱(ruò )的陈四虎气的一(🦇)时间回了(le )娘(😋)家事(shì )情才算告了一段(💫)落(🤝)

事(👍)情下来了(le )一年多我又回来了一(yī )次二舅(🛑)家吃(❤)饭不这(zhè )回(huí )是白事

王桂英那次受了气(🎪)虽说对二舅一家耿耿(gěng )于怀但更气陈四虎的太窝囊

她(✅)天天(tiān )上更加(jiā )变本加厉的数落陈四(👺)虎的懦弱无能终于成(Ⓜ)功(gōng )把陈四虎(hǔ )给(gěi )烧穿了(🌔)

那(nà )天(🍆)二(🗿)舅(💀)还(👡)在城里去(💡)打工(gōng )二舅妈一(🎇)个人在菜(👵)地干活(☕)的人(ré(🌗)n )

陈四(sì )虎那着(😺)砍(🎈)草的镰刀来(⛰)(lái )到菜地把二(èr )舅妈砍翻(🤤)在地

镰刀再(⬛)锋利但(dàn )远远超出长度也没办法一下把人(🤪)脑(🐞)袋砍(🚭)下来

陈四虎面驳周边惊慌的村民(📪)的面一镰刀一镰刀的砍(kǎn )下了二(💀)舅妈的脑袋

接着提(🗜)着血淋(lín )淋的(📎)的脑袋回到家里扔到(🈹)了王桂英面前(🍼)

你看一下我倒底有没窝囊废(fèi )有胆(dǎn )量的村民伏在门缝(🆔)上见到他这(👎)样的话问(wèn )王(wáng )桂英

王桂英被吓的魂(hún )不附(fù )体号陶痛哭

陈四虎得意地的压了一桶水洗干(⏲)净的手脚正(📛)坐在堂(🕧)屋看电视节目(🏧)

很快地J察就进了(le )村立即逮捕了陈四虎

法(🐦)医(yī )仵作验尸(❄)让(ràng )亲戚邻(lín )里(🏭)自己去看

大夏天放了一两天的人头恶(⏱)臭(chòu )很(⛪)难闻(🚸)看(🕞)完的(de )人都吐了

吃(🚣)东西(💐)的那天王桂英是(🐍)没有(🈁)再(zà(🛂)i )找(🔅)你麻烦(🚆)

她家的(de )门上(🔴)落了(le )锁没人明白了她去哪了